Constable Biff Earp just made a startling discovery!

A simple headstone. No one's ever seen it before. The marking is simple, ominous: George!

It's a mystery! Who is this George? And more importantly, who killed him? To solve the case, Earp calls in the world's most famous detective, Inspector Houdunnit . It's a puzzle worthy of the greatest detective minds in history and fiction, and they all reside in Schizo's brain.

Channeling all of them, Schizo follows the trail. But are they clues or miscues? You'll have to help him figure that out. With the assistance of Hometown's preeminent forensic scientist, Igor McGore, Schizo unravels the case.

Was it Constance Agony, the town's official but forgetful busybody? Perhaps it was Penny Money, the town's femme fatale? Could it have been Phil McGlass, the bartender who makes mistakes on purpose – so he can drink them! Maybe it was Irving Ivory, the disgruntled lounge singer?

Or maybe – it was you!

Hometown Murder is the latest dinner show presentation by the North End Players. Fresh off the success of Blackbeard's Booty, we created Hometown Murder specifically for The Jeremiah Mason House in Limerick, Maine. After performing for a sold-out audience in February 2006, it can now be adapted to any setting.

BIFF EARP, Hometown's Constable (Bobby Ricci)

IRVING IVORY, Hometown's Lounge Singer (James Geyer)

PHIL McGLASS, Hometown's Bartender (John Morris)

CONSTANCE AGONY, Hometown's Matron (Lynn Nadrowski)

PENNY MONEY, Hometown's Femme Fatale & Black Widow (Donna Ricci)

INSPECTOR HOUDUNNIT. World Famous Detective (Frank O'Donnell)

IGOR McGORE, Hometown's CSI Investigator (Bill Beatini)